HB: I had this dream last night.
HB: I was kissing a woman. Not you.
HB: And I sort of knew that I shouldn’t do it, you were skirting the edges of my mind.
Girlfriend: I’ll bet.
HB: But then she leaned towards me, and I simply couldn’t resist. I put my hand on the back of her head, and pulled her towards me, and then we kissed for quite some time. It was wonderful. Really, really good.
HB: Afterwards I knew that this could never happen again, because I’m together with you. So you see? Even in my dreams I’m TOTALLY devoted to you!
Girlfriend: Right. Totally.
HB: *cough* Yeah, well, anyway... Good night, darling. Uh... sweet dreams.