tirsdag, mars 06, 2007

Shower with a twist

The other day I was standing under the shower, enjoying the warm spray. My face was turned upwards, my eyes were closed, and the water was streaming down over my ears. So: I didn't hear that the bathroom door was opened. I didn't feel a cold draft as the glass doors to the shower carefully slid apart. In fact, I didn't sense a thing until I suddenly felt a hand grab one of my breasts.

I jumped and yelled like a boy. (Because I don't scream like a girl.) Then I lunged after my laughing girlfriend, who already was way beyond reach, of course.

HB: Jesus! Are you trying to give me a heart attack??
Girlfriend: Sorry! I thought you heard that I opened the door?
HB (gritted teeth): Seriously - do you want me do die?!?
Girlfriend: Sorry, sweetie, I was sure that you heard me coming in. Sorry!

In MY opinion, true remorse isn't expressed while you are barely able to breath because you're laughing so hard. Somehow, those "sorrys" weren't very believable.

She loves to scare the shit out of me like that. Nine out of ten times I'm able to sense that she's up to something, so I turn suddenly, and there she is: lurking around the corner or creaping up behind me. With a HUGE grin on her face, anticipating all the fun she'll have in just a few seconds. It's kind of sweet. And when my heart rate is back to normal, I usually laugh about it, too. While pondering revenge.

10 kommentarer:

Vesper sa...

you two are the cutest ever. :)

Syd sa...

Well, let's just pick on Syd! hahaha

Surely you aren't comparing your GF to a COW...are you? :P

HB sa...

Vesper: :-)

Syd: You're saying that just to get me into trouble, aren't you? (See? I'm very perceptive! ;-)) Fortunately, my girlfriend doesn't read my blog very often. Hopefully, this is one of the posts that she doesn't notice... Damn, this means I have to blog again soon! Very cunning, Syd.

Scholiast sa...

lol

Well, I think you're lucky. You only have heart attacks - I get proper brain attacks! My hubby will tell me things that I'll believe and then start grinning because he just made it up. And I always fall for it...

kimananda sa...

Hmmm...I'm glad that Thor doesn't read blogs cause this would give him ideas...and he has enough ideas as it is.

roro sa...

Oh my god. You are a very brave soul who is clearly in love. If Katr did that to me, I'd shit twice and die. Seriously - she came into the hotel bathroom this morning while I was in the shower and said "Pumpkin?" in a normal tone of voice to alert me to her presence and I screamed like Syd.

bani sa...

Revenge in a small way: a strip of sellotape on the cheese-slicer.

HB sa...

Scholiast: yes, I prefer heart attacks to brain attacks!

Kim: I'm glad girlfriend hasn't read this (yet). I suspect it will encourage her.

Roro: LOL :-)

Bani: sometimes nothing is too small and petty ;-)

Drowngirl sa...

Hahahaha..well, i would love that someone scare me like that!!hahaha...

greymatters sa...

I think I'm in the Roro camp: I'd just about have a damned heart attack ... LOL.